Sunday, February 17, 2013

Adventures of a Cancer Stud (Fame and Fortune)

For those of you unfamiliar with the Adventures of a Cancer Stud, Oscar was just a skinny guy from Detroit, who had a strict Catholic upbringing. Consequently,Oscar was inhibited and some might even say introverted. His fellow classmates had nicknamed him, "Puny."

As time went on, he married, divorced, and developed prostate cancer. Each left a scar on Oscar's soul. After having his cancer treated and given a good prognosis, you would think he would be happy, but not so. He still felt empty and withdrawn. He sought therapy and finally decided to get a large penile implant After that his life changed completely.

He became a sex icon idolized by both sexes. Finally, Oscar has an epiphany and realized he had talent. He became more self-confident. The last time we left Oscar, his renditions of Kelly Clarkson's "What Doesn't Kill You...", Tim McGraw's, "Felt Good On My Lips," Snoop Dog's, "Drop It Like It's Hot." and his rendition of Aretha's, "R-E-S-P-E-C-T," snagged him the title of the star with the X Factor. 

Of course, we don't know if it was his songs or his implant that people noticed. Even Simon was heard to exclaim, "Oh my God." Oscar soon learned that once you are recognized, you should take advantage of your fame. Publicity is free and Oscar used it to champion his notoriety, but Oscar made some bad choices.
Simon, allegedly took Oscar under his wing, and suggested he  develop his own line of penis pumps and extenders for those men who couldn't afford an implant. But, Oscar learned that the products he promoted did not give lasting results. In fact, most men said that they felt like torture devices. Word came out that Oscar was being sued and that he was a quack. This was not the first time Oscar had experienced bullying and rejection. This time, he could fight back. Realizing the error of his ways, Oscar decided to give away his new found riches. If Gates and Oprah could do it, so could he. Oscar formed a Foundation dealing with prostate cancer and abandoned dogs. Oscar had rescued a black pug and encouraged others to help. 
But, charity is endless. Oscar soon learned that there were many needing help and he must make choices. When he attempted to limit it to prostate awareness and education, he soon found that groups  purportedly helping, often misspent or discriminated. He decided to support the programs that had already established themselves, such as "Grow Your Mustache," headed by Adam Garone's Movember movement. and the numerous patient support groups throughout the world. He decided to speak to Arianna of The Huffington Post. She was beautiful, intelligent, and powerful. If anyone could bring awareness to prostate cancer, it would be Arianna Huffington.

Finally, Oscar had a purpose. 

Friday, February 1, 2013

Penis invention........

Watch this to see the penis invention that is not only practical but fashionable.......